Your first English class...

So, you’ve got a fresh, ink-still-wet, CELTA? 

Feel like you’re ready to Take a giant leap into the Word of TEFL and find your first proper Job and teach your first proper class? Well, I’ve got news for you…YOU KNOW FUCK ALL!!

That CELTA will be more useful to use if you used it to filter your coffee before your first class. Fuck knows how the ramblings of a crazed CELTA trainer, who probably last taught an actual class in the early 90’s, will help you.

And don’t expect the school to train you either… no, they’ll force you to adopt some crazed mish mash of teaching methods they scraped from Wikipedia, or the back of leaflets distributed by other schools no doubt.

No, the only sure fire way of delivering a good class and becoming a decent teacher is through experience. Honest hard work and learning from your mistakes.

‘Hard work?’ ‘Experience’ – all sounds a bit long winded doesn’t it? Well then relax because I can heartily recommend the newest book by ETX – ‘Speaking Activities That Don’tSuck’ – which will shave years from the time it takes to progress from ‘shitty, school hopping, TEFL teacher’ to ‘barely employable TEFL teacher’.

It’s a HUGE book – 177 pages or so of advice and tips on how to teach – each facet of information derived from hours of classroom toil and learning by doing – and yours to take and freely integrate into your lessons.
Everything is there – a breakdown of what a modern English class should look like through to the most important bits, like private classes and sure fire ways to get people to talk – that’s why students pay the money after all.

I think for most, this book will be good toilet fodder (and I mean that in a good way, scientists have proven time on the toilet is where we come up with our best ideas) – Something to read progressively, every day, whilst trying to take what you’ve just read and implement it into your next lesson.

I think the true advantage of this book, or guide, is that fact that the situation is very much presented ‘as is’, without all that hippy bollocks your teacher trainer fed you. Plus it’s entertaining enough to keep you reading, not like the horrible ‘How to teach English’ tomes you’ll find in a British Council library.

For ‘experienced’ Teflers, there is still something to be gained from reading ‘Speaking ActivitiesThat Don’t Suck’ – if only to absorb the different perspective of the everyday situations we all endure as TEFL teachers – and perhaps to laugh, and cry at comedic (yet sadly true) observations made by ETX through his book.

SUMMARY – USEFUL, FUNNY, CHEAP
or buy for Kindle here

BTW, one extra addition, for students who already have some proficiency, you can try them on some old school grammar translation tasks. They can actually get people to 'THINK' more like a native. Worth checking out:
Grammarlings!

3 comments:

  1. and don't forget it's also available at kindle:

    http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0066SM4IG

    and of course, if you don't have a credit card or paypal and don't want to buy one, send me an email and we can probably work something out.

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  2. A good teacher should acquire a healthy experience of dealing with the students.And above all honest hard work and learning from your mistakes.

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  3. An impressive useful post.I liked your post because this is the first one that was about other people instead.

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