This is going to be a bit of a contentious
post, and probably it’s going to seem a little unpatriotic, but often when I do
a conversation class at Uni about ‘beauty’, I often get asked about the standard of beauty
in women between Britain and Poland. Interestingly, this question doesn’t
normally get fired at me from the boys but usually the girls....
So what’s my opinion regarding British
versus Polish women? Well, hands down – The average Polish woman is more
beautiful than the average British girl. Sorry but it has to be said. Whilst I’m
not going to say that all British women are munters – far from it – When English
girls are at their best, English girls can be the best in the world (ThinkAudrey Hepburn, Elizabeth Taylor or for more modern tastes, Elizabeth Hurley),
however when we talk about the general standard of beauty, Polish girls win it.
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It was one of the first things I noticed in
Poland, my head was constantly turning as gorgeous girl after gorgeous girl
passed me in the street. I’m really sorry if this offends anybody, but I’m
going to say it anyway, a lot of it is to do with the size of Polish women,
they are simply in better shape. I also think that Polish women are less susceptible
to unquestioningly surrendering to the rules of fashion that particular season
and wearing what makes them look good, not what magazines say they should wear.
From my conversation classes at Uni, a few
theories emerged to as of why Polish women look better – it’s not just me who
has observed this trend, nearly everyone in my classes, male or female, agree
that Polish women look better than most.
1.
1. The gender ratio in Poland has
a higher level of females than in the U.K. – This means that for every man in
Poland there are more women competing for him. Maybe there is a subliminal
message in Polish society saying if you want to find a man, you’ll need to
fight for him thus putting more pressure on looking good.
2.
2. Polish diet – Polish diet is
arguably as fatty as that of a British diet but what I, and others, have
noticed is that Polish diet is generally lower in quantity than in the U.K. For
me I can observe this almost everywhere; chocolate bars are smaller, crisp
packets are smaller and food portions in general are smaller. Often an
acceptable meal in Poland would be a hearty soup and some bread – in the U.K.
this would be nothing more than a starter....
3.
3. Money – When we talk about
money, this means that in a month, the average Polish girl has less disposable
income spare to spend on calorific vodka drinks or fast food/ convenience food.
Simply put, you need to be rich to eat a British/ U.S. diet, and money for most
in Poland is still a scarcity.

Na zdrowie Polskie kobiety!
agree with point 1 - a polish girl at work told some of us in all seriousness that we wouldn't catch husbands unless we started dressing better - stilettos, ankle chains and so on ;) not sure it went down too well with my german colleagues - but then we are "career ladies"
ReplyDeleteIt will never go down well with germans..they are nasty people and hate polish people.
DeleteWell obviously you have NOT been to Ukraine!...lol....
Deleteagree with point 1 ....
ReplyDeleteTours and Travels
Point 1 is quite logical really, I'm suprised we don't talk about it more often. We are quick to blame consumerism for everything but maybe fashion, desire to look good, being thin are all natural consequences of gender imbalances...
ReplyDeleteI agree with all 3 points. We always try to look attractive, try to eat less than more and finally we preffer to spend money on better things that food. I love to be polish girl :) Thanks Tefl
ReplyDeleteThere's really no conetest, British women are....FAT
ReplyDeletehttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-15901351
Australia's Polish-Australian Kelsey Towicz is a beautiful, sexy blonde girl who is physically-appealing to men.
ReplyDeleteHowever, Kelsey's personality does not match up her physical qualities. No point in having beautiful looks if the person inside is not beautiful.
English girls are not sweet in bed at all. I have had some and I wasn't impressed. they have no sex appeal. And even when they try, it all comes off as unnatural. I usually feel so sorry for them. I give them everything they want and make them satisfied, but they are not intelligent or natural lovers. They just don't have it in them. Polish women and Eastern European women on the other hand are hot cakes! Wow. I once had this Polish girl. She had a normal face but her ass was voluptuous and round, with a small waist and nice breasts. We gave each other a performance to remember that night. Even in the morning, we kept doing it until late afternoon. For me, that was the most explosive night ever and she said the same. I have had similar with other Polish and East European women but because that Polish girl was the first such crazy experience where we had wild, unregulated non stop fukking for at least 10 long rounds, I have to say it is the most memorable. I still visit her in Poland to this day and will take her one day with me to Miami. I just wish all the sexy Polish women and East European women could be mine. I like them all. Every single one of them. they are so sexy, and their bodies are so soft and tender, and they are strong, energetic, natural lovers. Just my kind of women !
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ReplyDelete" Donatan - My Słowianie" About Polish Women.
polish women or other ee are hotter than british coz you cant f*ck an attractive british girl but u r lucky with ee ones. I could replace 'british' with 'polish' and 'polish' with 'belarusian/ukrainian/russian' and itll look like one of the many articles of polish loosers, i can read in pl, who cant bang polska girls and r whining how ugly and fat polish women are, unlike pretty and feminine belarusians/ukrainians :)
ReplyDeletePolish look better on average. On top of being a lot friendlier. A random non brit observer.
ReplyDeleteHead farther east young man..lol...But NOT too far out of your comfort zone...lol....Mongolian woman are as good as it gets! ;-)
ReplyDeleteHmmm, I wonder why there are so many English super models and next to none Polish? Oh wait, its because 'Polish girls are betting looking than English girls.' (raises eyebrows)
ReplyDeleteMagdalena Frąckowiak - VS model
DeleteKasia Struss - VS model
Anja Rubik - world-class model, also a former VS model
Magdalena Wróbel - VS model
Kasia Smutniak, Joanna Krupa, Magdalena Mielcarz, Izabela Scorupco, Monika Jagaciak...
P.S. Supermodels are usually far less attractive than common women. They just have strange faces that make them stand out, that's it.
Wales has won more beauty contests Poland but yet Polish women are better looking? haha they wish!
Deletesuch bull. I went to Poland with my ex (Polish) and we stayed in Krakov. I saw maybe 2 attractive Polish women the entire time. But if I go out on a Friday or Saturday to ANY afluent area of London, Surrey or even more so, Cambridge, Oxford, or any other town centre, I can assure you I will see 20-40 drop dead stunners each time. The fact is English women are beautiful but some people are too snobby to see it. Poland has the most overrated women, not just appearance, but in character and personality as well. Good luck with finding the one of your dreams, but they are much more likely to cheat on you (something to do with stress in a foreign country, http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2433654/Polish-women-UK-promiscuous-new-study-shows.html) - so you will get burned and see the light.
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